@NurseMurderer: Objects in the mirror may appear like you've been depressed and have eaten a lot the last 3 years.
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@meganamram: I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food
@3sunzzz: I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable.
@seanforhire: i noticed you didn't put interpretive dance on your gift registry but i went ahead and got it for you anyways