@NurseMurderer: Objects in the mirror may appear like you've been depressed and have eaten a lot the last 3 years.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Izianikapani: "Just dashing to the shops" Woman [showers, washes hair, styles hair, puts on make up, chooses outfit, irons clothes] Man [grabs car keys]
@chuuew: HER: OMG Thats not going to fit HIM: Just relax. I'll go slow HER: If you're sure... HIM: [severely damages surrounding cars while parking]
@Flykins: regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes