@m1ss_chief: Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest
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@ScottLinnen: Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong.
@Supafunkadunka: Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
@Robski_Boy: Sorry Siri, talking to machines is not for me. I still get tongue-tied at the drive-through.