@Jason_maybe: Of all the horrible ways to die I think healthy eating sounds the most painful.
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@tudorgrrrl: How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can't get it with a $150 hotel room?
@SardonicTart: Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay.
@batkaren: ME: I give you all my love and infection. HIM: Um. Don't you mean love and 'affection'? ME: ... HIM: ... ME: You should get tested.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A monster truck. I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery.