@Jason_maybe: Of all the horrible ways to die I think healthy eating sounds the most painful.
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@ParaJanitor: I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out.
@juneohara65: 5 year old niece to me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Let's not rush things, OK?
@FuckabillyRex: I thought she said "tantrum sex" and this is probably the most I've ever disappointed a woman.