@LoveNLunchmeat: Of all the millions and trillions of literary devices, hyperbole is my favorite.
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@WilliamAder: "Damn you, Autocorrect!!!!" - Mark Zuckerberg, who had intended to announce that he was giving away 99% of his socks
@hythemafia: I've quit my new job as a postman..... .....they handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: "This isn't for me."
@WildeThingy: [revenge plan] *invent miniaturisation machine. *shrink to tiny size. *crawl all over sleeping spider's face.
@dulcetry: One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in front of me I said "friggity diggity" please do not rt