@LoveNLunchmeat: Of all the millions and trillions of literary devices, hyperbole is my favorite.
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@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
@dinnersruined: I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie
@GoodnightSanity: My toddler begged to go swimming and then threw a tantrum because she didn't want to get wet in case you were on the fence about having kids
@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.