@3sunzzz: Of course everyone says that their kid is SO smart. No decent parent would ever say, "This is my boy Jack, he's as dumb as a bag of hair."
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@fart: no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh
@Michabean: Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you.
@ruinedpicnic: [checks window] [locks door] [starts to tweet] shrek was a d- [FBI agents burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY