@3sunzzz: Of course everyone says that their kid is SO smart. No decent parent would ever say, "This is my boy Jack, he's as dumb as a bag of hair."
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@rainbowrowell: These protests are PLANNED. These opposition groups are ORGANIZED. My enemies are USING CALENDARS. Someone signed up to BRING DOUGHNUTS.
@evidentlyblonde: When I'm bored nobody texts me but as soon as I get busy as hell... BAM... still nobody texts me.
@JustBeingEmma: My mother's kitchen floor is so clean you could eat off it. You could eat off mine too, there's all kinds of stuff down there.