@JustCallMeFrank: Of course he's going to get re-elected, because once you go Black...
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@Sickayduh: Lawyer: The defense rests Judge: Counselor, your rebuttal? Lawyer: HAHAHA that sounded like "you're a butthole" Judge: LOLOLOL #Buttle
@SteveSuckington: "There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today." -meteorologists
@dafloydsta: WIFE: You promised not to spend the lottery winnings on something stupid ME: *climbing off my new elephant* He has a name, Karen