@JustCallMeFrank: Of course he's going to get re-elected, because once you go Black...
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@IziBoy121: I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate.
@kellysdf: Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed.
@Pmerrily: Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.