@1evilidiot: Of course it's you. if it was me I wouldn't even bring it up.
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@SortaBad: Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves
@Storminika: Cops got new drunk driving tests. There's one they pull out a wallet-size photo of Whoopi Goldberg & ask you, 'Is she attractive?'
@ZAKagan: Me: look at these colorful leaves, fall is so beautiful Leaf: *cough* behold the desolation of my brothers *wheeze* death surrounds us all