@reinert03: Of course Jesus saves. He's Jewish.
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@snarkweek7: Sometimes I pick another language on the ATM to see if I can make it all the way thru. So I'm still broke, but now also in French.
@PetrickSara: My birth control is my 5yo running around in circles at 5am screaming "I have so much energy! I have so much energy! I have so much energy!"
@jenspyra: I appreciate that the saleslady informed me I'd be more comfortable in a 36B cup size, but this is a Best Buy & I'm looking for humidifiers.
@Diane_7A: Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a "Hobbit" movie.