@reinert03: Of course Jesus saves. He's Jewish.
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@secondofhername: [if Lois Lane was a witness] Criminal: *puts on glasses* Lois Lane: I'm sorry, I've never seen this man before.
@topaz_kell: I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae.
@Heather2Go: To support all you Movember guys, I'm not shaving my legs this month. To be honest, I probably won't shave in Mecember or Manuary either.