@reinert03: Of course Jesus saves. He's Jewish.
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@LostFelicia: If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me.
@iGreenMonk: Because of Twitter, people use words like Twitterverse, Tweeple, and Twitcide. Which makes me want to twoot myself in the face.
@patrickoriley: It's weird to think there was a time when the most data a tablet could hold was five commandments.