@reinert03: Of course Jesus saves. He's Jewish.
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@nikkithecanuck: Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver
@XplodingUnicorn: The most disappointing moment of my adult life was when I found out a vaporizer is an e-cigarette and not a death ray that vaporizes people.
@_Shizzle: I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met.