@kirbys4losers: Of course you don't know 'our song.' You didn't know we were even dating, silly. Or that the girl you had lunch with is in my trunk.
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@Midgetspar: I'm glad that when you shoot, you shoot to kill ... because shooting to merely wound seems kinda mean.
@AntozWolf: People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!
@brianbowman73: I heard you like bad boys? *jumps in pool after eating without waiting an hour* Sup.
@rad_milk: i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead