@kirbys4losers: Of course you don't know 'our song.' You didn't know we were even dating, silly. Or that the girl you had lunch with is in my trunk.
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@daneZie: My biggest fear is dying alone. Not really stoked to die with people either. You know, dying in general doesn't exactly sound like pancakes.
@AskAuntieEm1: I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom.
@staceys55: Police: "You were going fast." Me: "I was trying to keep up with traffic." Police: "There isn't any." Me: "That's how far behind I am!"
@PinkCamoTO: H: I think we should see other people. Me: Do I have to? I don't even really want to see you.