@SoldHerSoul: Offering the floral arrangement as a meal to the gluten free, lactose intolerant, allergy ridden vegetarian is apparently not ok.
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@DanMentos: words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic
@crunchenhanced: [In cubicle at work] *pretends to start clipping my nails* *tosses uncooked grains of rice onto co-workers desk with each clip* CW: WTF!
@UncleDuke1969: I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)
@_oculusmundi: My moods don't just swing - they bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette.