@pixelatedboat: Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body
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@UnFitz: A first kiss so tentative and awkward, you regret all the time you spent practicing on your beagle. Did I just say that out loud?
@TheLemon_: You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
@TweetsByTheTony: In pretty sure my wife's most prized possession is her plastic bag full of other plastic bags.