@pixelatedboat: Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes.
@Oshungurl: You agree to sound convincing when you lie about changing and I agree to believe you. Formalities over, let's get this relationship started.