@ceejoyner: OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN. I'm fine just down for whatever. Dancing or something fun.
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@Molly_Kats: If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping. - Things I have to say to my mom
@SamTR7: I just got an email offering "free bible verses". You know, because who can afford bible verses?
@michaeljhudson: *dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question "The thing is, I don't see color" *crowd goes wild*
@lazerdoov: Dr. says I have an enlarged heart thanks doc I already know I'm super nice just trying to figure out why I can't breathe when I eat chips