@ceejoyner: OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN. I'm fine just down for whatever. Dancing or something fun.
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@SoVeryBritish: Having to hide your euphoria when a friend says "I'm going to have to cancel tonight"
@badbanana: 65 mph wind gusts today. This is why Midwesterners are heavy. Everyone else rolls away like a tumbleweed.
@cupcakelynda: My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
@fart: what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person