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@murrman5: officer it's my son's car
"just make it stop sir"
I don't know how
"can you call him"
I'll try
*tries to dial while car bounces up and down*

officer it’s my son’s car
“just make it stop sir”
I don’t know how
“can you call him”
I’ll try
*tries to dial while car bounces up and down*

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