@KattsDogma: OH. COME. ON.
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@justsomegirl81: Instead of “Here Comes the Bride,” they should play the Jaws theme song at weddings.
@MamanyaDana: That awkward moment when I give a guy a fake phone number and he tries to call it in front of me.. #OhShiiiit
@Furry_Beaver: My boss asked me why I'm late, apparently answering "because your wife wouldn't let me get out of bed" just gets you sent to HR.