@JhonRules: oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now. maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples
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@Dwarven_Cleric: After living in terror for 27 years, Gloria Estefan's threat is realized; I open my car door, and am brutally attacked by the rhythm.
@Rollinintheseat: If a British person calls 911 and says, "It's a bloody mess" how does the operator know if there's blood or the person is just being British
@SufficientCharm: My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month.