@JhonRules: oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now. maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples
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@TheDailySchmuck: They say all of this started because Eve ate an apple. Clearly, the book was altered. Everyone knows it had to be chocolate.
@CauseWereGuys: Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death.
@rz0ndy: My daughter did a cart wheel and slammed her head right into the coffee table. That's all the DNA test I need.