@SoVeryBritish: "Oh hello, I didn't see you there!" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you
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@Ristolable: I named my son Kidding Me so whenever people say "Are you kidding me" he has to say yes. This is a bad joke thanks for your time
@Home_Halfway: People who argue Hillary is crooked; boy have I got news for you on the rest of the government
@seethenare: If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out.