@preawsaurus: oh, internet, you didn't even exist when this happened to me. every weekend.
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@weinerdog4life: one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere
@ChipKellysBalls: Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge.
@JermHimselfish: There used to be 9 planets, just like there used to be 9 members of Wu-Tang, but then ODB died so they had to kick Pluto out of the group.