@GriffLightning: OH MY GOD EDDIE MURPHY IS GOING TO DO STAND UP I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT oh never mind they're going to commercial. #SNL40
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@TheAlexP: Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled.
@JimGaffigan: "Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day." - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life.
@TommyKarate: Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990's.