@GriffLightning: OH MY GOD EDDIE MURPHY IS GOING TO DO STAND UP I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT oh never mind they're going to commercial. #SNL40
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@wolfpupy: aliens took me up to on their ship but i have no time for that drama so i just jumped out