@SortaBad: "OH MY GOD YOU'RE A DOG HEY SMELL ME I'M A DOG TOO" - dogs
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@Shock_Monster: If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I'd have to pick: My girlfriend.
@BasicLyes: People wonder why I move to a new place every couple years. The truth is, I'm being chased by a snail with a grenade and a vendetta.
@Miz_Mental_Case: If by prepped for Irma you mean have I eaten all the ice cream before the power goes out then yes I'm totally prepped for Irma.
@atDevin: What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven? If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".