@lynnbixenspan: Oh no I just accidentally did everything wrong all my life
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@o__0Dev: Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on. Boom, problem solved!
@im_not_smug: Coworker: That's a stupid song Me: Your face is stupid Coworker: Way to be mature Me: YOUR FACE IS MATURE!!
@ramenfuneral: "how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode" - creator of zebras
@gtfml: When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?