@ieatanddrink: Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call
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@VirgoSherry: My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out.
@iinkedZombie: The horn quit working in my truck, so I'm hanging out of the window revving this chainsaw at pedestrians.