@ieatanddrink: Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call
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@TheBoydP: So let me get this straight, she shot someone through the heart and the worst thing you can say about her is that she gives love a bad name?
@david8hughes: [turns up radio in the car] Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here
@Token_Geezer: Job interview: - Good morning - Good morning - Have you got a twitter account? - Yes - Ok, thanks for your time. We'll get back to you
@GrantTanaka: We should probably abolish the death penalty since we don't even get to throw rotten vegetables at people anymore