@ieatanddrink: Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call
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@BlindChow: [breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE
@KalvinMacleod: It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.