@mattsurely: Oh really well you thought four inches was HUGE when we were talking about spiders.
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@audipenny: Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles
@WornOutMommy: I can't wait to jump on my kids' beds at 5am on Mother's Day, and holler "WHAT DID YOU GET ME?!?"
@Loving_Life1996: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.
@Lisabug74: My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like: "Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"