Oh yeah I was in a gang in high school! Well not like a real gang, it was more of a Trigonometry Club. But we still flashed sines.

@shwebby3: Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? Oh... *Tosses tissues in the trash*

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@squirrel74wkgn: In some countries your Honor, a nude man painted in bronze while urinating in a public fountain would be considered art.

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@Scorpio1080: The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We're Just Cucumbers With Anxiety" - Science Person

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@sarahkendzior: My mom registered to see me speak at an academic conference at Yale, and under "affiliation" on the form she wrote "Sarah's mom" 😂

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@lovemydogduck: Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup

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