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@themiltron: Oh, you’re a ceiling fan? Name three ceilings.
@vinfury: If you play your cards right, I could be your 2nd and 4th husband.
@SuperheroFeed: This is always good for a laugh.
@In_Twittaland: No YOU tried to pet the albino skunk that wandered up from the woods.
Related: Never go outside w/out contacts and YES I need a shower.
@ChemBtwnUs: My weather forecast is always "room temperature."
@TheTweetOfGod: I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.