@themiltron: Oh, you’re a ceiling fan? Name three ceilings.
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@MoistPork: Just once, I'd ike a cop to pull me over and tell me how great I'm driving, especially considering I've had 12 beers.
@ShadyLadyHH: I'm basically Switzerland. I'm cold and you have to get really high in order to truly appreciate my beauty.
@ericsshadow: My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song.
@InternetHippo: “When someone is mad at you, that’s THEIR problem” and other advice from my upcoming book, ‘Where Did All My Friends Go’