@kcmoore51: Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist.
- shuffle mode
@kumailn: What a weird thing that a Presidential candidate is like "I tried to stab my friend" & his opponents are like "no you didn't."
@JermHimselfish: My doctor told me my testosterone level was unusually high. At least that's what I think he said, I could hardly hear him over the chainsaw.
@Adar79Angie: Dude, I'd love to go out with you, but this one person 80s dance party in my living room isn't going to host itself.
@iwearaonesie: *checks sons backpack to see how I did on his project*
@feelmesucka: Unless you and your family were attacked by Bigfoot, then no, I don't want to see your camping pictures.