@kcmoore51: Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist.
- shuffle mode
@Shock_Monster: If I could go back in time & change any event that would alter the course of history:
I probably wouldn't have super sized that fry order.
@Aerostars4Sale: SPECIAL COLUMBUS DAY SALE: For $300 you can drive one of our vans into Canada and claim you discovered it.
@TweetsByTheTony: El Chapo is a murderous Mexican drug lord. El Chapo Supreme is a murderous Mexican drug lord with sour cream, lettuce and tomato.
@cjwerleman: I think the only thing Fox News hasn't yet accused Michael Brown of is stealing Darren Wilson's bullets. #ferguson
@ImABaconDonut: 5: I went potty.
Me: Did you remember to wipe this time?
5: It's faster my way.
I don't know how to counter that argument.