@kcmoore51: Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist.
- shuffle mode
@Nikkeya08: "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."
Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?
@XplodingUnicorn: How to parallel park:
1) Park somewhere else.
@jenstatsky: Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work
@Marlebean: They say guys who drive tiny sports cars are trying to over-compensate...
*walks up to guy in minivan*
@enclaire: Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell her I'm her from the future.