@AndyAsAdjective: FRIEND: are you going to watch star wars tonight?
ME: uhh…yeah…of course
[later]
ME: [looking up from telescope pointed at night sky] odd…they seem to all be getting along just fine
@WheelTod: Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump & weigh yourself again, you'll be banned from Walgreens for life?
@TFriss: I hope my tombstone reads: Matrixed 9 out of 10 bullets.
@robfee: The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called "15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."
@PaulGibson1963: Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying.
I checked.
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