@bridger_w: OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut
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@Nickadoo: Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel.
@Brentweets: "Hello?" "Hi it's me" "Oh hi me"
@DanMentos: [spelling bee] "your word is... death" can you use it in a sentence? "in most states, yes"
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: *explains idea* Boss: That's the dumbest idea ever Me:*clears throat* *repeats exact same idea in a British accent* Boss: Brilliant!
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