@bridger_w: OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut
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@XplodingUnicorn: My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox.
@Ixwie: There's really nothing worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else's phone and having to pretend to laugh for 3 minutes.
@TheDizzyBeauty: Thank God for semi colon's. How would I have ever been able to flirt if they didn't exist?