@orny_xo: Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon "We Delivery" sign.

@Alyssa_Jolie: Pros don't ever use the Tip.

@funnybeachgirl: I remember 9 months before I was born, I went to a party with dad and left with mom.

@CutPics:

@HelmdawgE: My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, "how did the job interview go?" in front of everyone.