@BDGarp: Okay, you got me, I'm not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing?
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@ShesARealGenius: Me, at a romantic movie: pffft like that would ever happen Me, at any other genre movie: YES I ABSOLUTELY ACCEPT THIS OUTLANDISH SCENARIO
@MooseAllain: Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.
@GarreTheFerret: Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside
@peteholmes: "dance like no one is watching, walk like someone is behind you trying to get around you." - ancient nyc proverb