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@XplodingUnicorn: Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child?

Me: Are you surprised I like kids?

Him: I'm surprised you had sex.

Old high school classmate: Really? You’re about to have your 4th child?

Me: Are you surprised I like kids?

Him: I’m surprised you had sex.

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