@mattZillaaaa: Old people like to get up at 4am so they can go sit in chairs and fall back asleep
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@rohunsharma__: joe : you pin his arms and i'll- barack : .... barack : no joe joe : it'll be so easy come o- barack : i said no
@ParentNormal: 3yo: I want to help! Me: You can help by being quiet. 3yo: Me: 3yo: I want to help in a different way!!!
@Eric_Bader: Got laid twice in two days so either I've done something really good or my wife has done something really bad.
@Shock_Monster: I get nervous about DM's asking if it's me in video because: 1. I drink. 2. I sometimes dance when drunk. 3. I'm always white when I dance.