@mattZillaaaa: Old people like to get up at 4am so they can go sit in chairs and fall back asleep
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@carlyken: Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a "Do you like me: Yes or no?" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends.
@bornmiserable: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and suddenly you're accused of being a kleptomaniac
@jjhartinger: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to spell Wednesday, so I canceled the event.
@TheBoydP: Purgatory is like approaching a flashing stoplight. The light at the end of the tunnel is blinking and no one knows what to do.