@mattZillaaaa: Old people like to get up at 4am so they can go sit in chairs and fall back asleep
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@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.
@GoddessTitty: My neighbor told me to close the curtains when I'm naked, but then I don't get that cool sensation of pressing up against the window glass
@jannable9: People can't drive. Take this guy behind me for example, doing 110 mph with flashing blue lights. What the hell is a ECILOP anyway??