@CodyJP9412: Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use.
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@Hormonella: Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt.
@Home_Halfway: INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest weakness? VANILLA ICE: I've been known to steal under pressure
@TheTimmyToes: [finally rich enough to go to a tailor] "How can I help you sir?" One clothes please!