@beeftweets: "Omelet you finish," -Kanyegg West
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@sarcastictroler: Best Friend: Best day of my life was the day I got married. Wbu? Me: *Recalling when I got free Pizza from Pizza Hut* Yes My Wedding Day
@DaddyJew: Me: sleep before the monsters get you 7: monsters aren't real M: you sound like your brother 7: brother? M: I've said too much already
@Kodotropo: *dad walks in on me doing homework* "HAH NERD MORE LIKE HOMOWORK" Dad you're still in third grade "Probably because I'm not a nerd like you"