@ThugPickles: OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! "OMG." Wtf are you doing?! "HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"
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@kimlockhartga: Dolly Madison should make snack cakes for diet "cheat days" and call them Ashley Madisons.