@ThugPickles: OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! "OMG." Wtf are you doing?! "HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"
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@Jayson_Two_time: Ummm yeah I want one of those phone case's where I can put my credit cards in with my phone so when I lose my phone I'm also broke. Genius!
@LLBadge: My GPS just did a shoulder shrug and said, "uhm, take a left here?" This can't be good.
@Kamikaze_Blonde: "Why would anyone lie on the internet?" I asked, as Hugh Jackman carried me to the bedroom.
@KeetPotato: me: [trying to pronounce gnocchi] "gnocc gnocc-" waiter: "who's there? haha" me: "this isn't a joke son"