@barbhaynes: OMG, you guys, there's a button on this stove that says "Stop Time". Should I press it??
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@ilikeyouguys: You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check
@ClassyKentucky: T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do.
@GrantTanaka: Wife: oh honey, I didn't marry for money, the guy I fell in love with had an easy smile, a sparkling laugh & big dreams. then I met you.