@barbhaynes: OMG, you guys, there's a button on this stove that says "Stop Time". Should I press it??
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@MarionDowling: Sometimes I run across a room really fast so a spider sees me out of the corner of its eye and spends the evening worrying where I've gone.
@TheSharona06: Oh, I see you're an extrovert. Sorry, we can't be friends. I already have a friend who's an extrovert. One of you is enough.
@215potter: Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us...