@barbhaynes: OMG, you guys, there's a button on this stove that says "Stop Time". Should I press it??
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@librarianfonz: There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list.
@PJisBeast: I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys. Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail.
@garrydavenport: If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them.