@mzeld: "OMGJK" -atheists
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@KristinGnr: To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic
@OfficialMizGin: Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts.
@LifeStricken: How do I explain to this 5yo why it is of paramount importance to use the word kitty instead of pussy in his Mother's day card?