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@FauxFawx: [on a date with a caribou as a favor to my sister]
me: so...did you like the movie?
caribou: *knocks over candy display & tramples 3 kids*

[on a date with a caribou as a favor to my sister]
me: so…did you like the movie?
caribou: *knocks over candy display & tramples 3 kids*

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