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@ojedge: [on a first date]

"Have [gestures across the whole menu] whatever you want. I hear the McRib is particularly excellent this time of year."

[on a first date]

“Have [gestures across the whole menu] whatever you want. I hear the McRib is particularly excellent this time of year.”

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