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@FunkyFresh_79: [on a first date]

Ok, don't let her know you're really a squirrel...

Her: I had a great time, good night!

Me: *runs in front of her car

[on a first date]

Ok, don’t let her know you’re really a squirrel…

Her: I had a great time, good night!

Me: *runs in front of her car

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