@AverageClo: On a scale from 1 - overweight black woman, how confident are you?
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@RastaHipsta: Mission Impossible? He's done four of them now. Let's call it "Mission Pretty Hard but Ultimately Doable"
@Pat_Bren: The worst thing about living in the city must be cleaning all the dead parkour people out of your chimney.
@LeBearGirdle: Lawyer: so tell me, why was my client's mouth bleeding? Dentist: he doesn't floss Me: You hit me! D: [puts lips on mic] bc you don't floss