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@AlexRogaski: [On couch, notices it's 6pm]

Luckily I don't have to pick up the kids from the Christmas party until 8.

*Notices it's February*

OH SHIT

[On couch, notices it’s 6pm]

Luckily I don’t have to pick up the kids from the Christmas party until 8.

*Notices it’s February* 

OH SHIT

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