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@Vodkantots: [on first date]

Him: What's your sign?
Me: Vertigo
Him: You mean Virgo?
Me: I mean your stupid fucking questions are making me dizzy.

[on first date]

Him: What’s your sign?
Me: Vertigo
Him: You mean Virgo?
Me: I mean your stupid fucking questions are making me dizzy.

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