@Sarcasticsapien: On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election.
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@Book_Krazy: *Condom Co* [ok, don't let them know ur a frog] "Any ideas how we can make our condoms more pleasurable for her?" ME: Ribbit "Genius"
@jus4golf: My daughter wants a smart car for her 16th birthday. She thinks it will do her geometry homework.
@Samiam556: Apparently the safe word has changed to... NOT THERE IDIOT!!! Followed by a swift elbow to the eye....
@longwall26: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.