@Sarcasticsapien: On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election.
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@DzNutz83: Heard the local weatherman say, "high in the thirties" & now I know the title to my autobiography.
@AnOrangeSNES: [Describing the adjective thief to a sketch artist] Sketch Artist: Can you describe what he looked like? Me: Not anymore I can't
@AlexRogaski: [Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
@AimeeHelene1: If I don't make this right hand turn going exactly 3 mph, the entire universe will explode & everyone will die. - the lady in front of me