@TheCatWhisprer: On my home screen I surrounded the Fitbit app with a bunch of food delivery apps so it knows what's up.
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@AGreaterMonster: The mechanic has informed me that the shrieking sound I hear in my car on my way to work is apparently me.
@julietactually: [taking the witness stand] "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but—" *leaning into the mic* I choose dare
@SondraDeeMe: I'm the Cinderella of finding one shoe at a sale and not finding the other and losing my own along the way.
@duhh3322: I grew up living paycheck to paycheck , but through hard work and perseverance i now live direct deposit to direct deposit.