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@HatfieldAnne: [on neighbor's porch]
I am here to purchase the dog you neglect. Either you take this money now or I will use it myself to post bail later.

[on neighbor’s porch]
I am here to purchase the dog you neglect. Either you take this money now or I will use it myself to post bail later.

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