@TheTweetOfGod: On one hand, eating meat is bad for your body, bad for animals and bad for the earth. On the other hand, bacon.
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@philmann: PILOT: if you look out the window you'll see we're cruising at 35,000 feet [i look out the window] [THE SKY IS FULL OF FEET JESUS CHRIST]
@Jesssicle: I've got 99 problems, which really bothers me since I've also got OCD and I prefer even numbers.
@PretendMaker: *into earpiece during date* Ok now maintain eye contact No not that kind of contact Bro do not touch her eyes Get your eye away from hers
@Dutch_50: I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass.