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@PortRooster: On phone:

GF: We're breaking up...
Me: I can hear you fine!
GF: It's not you, it's me...
Me: Did you get a new provider?
GF: Kinda... Bye!

On phone:

GF: We’re breaking up…
Me: I can hear you fine!
GF: It’s not you, it’s me…
Me: Did you get a new provider?
GF: Kinda… Bye!

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