@sophied40: On the bright side you only need one more brain cell and you could pass as a plant
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@murrman5: "you're too polite" I am not [two weeks earlier while my house is being robbed] sorry he doesn't usually bark at strangers
@ElgatoEsmio: My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth. Needless to say he made a terrible 1st impression.
@kumailn: [God making trees] God: "They're alive but not. Every now & then they drop food." Angel: "I don't--" God: "Also they breathe the opposite."
@kimlockhartga: I should get something accomplished, but the cat wants me to sit with him right now.