@sophied40: On the bright side you only need one more brain cell and you could pass as a plant
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@mikefossey: republican: taxes are bad democrat: they're good [i ride by on a skateboard eating go-gurt] its yogurt in a tube, dipshits. ever heard of it
@GibJimson: You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero.
@whereami18: My kids decided to move a piece of furniture to a random spot, I wonder how much it will cost to fix whatever they're covering up