@nice_mustard: *on time travel bus* oh you're going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour '98 t shirt*
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@junejuly12: No thanks hot air balloons. I prefer to fly in 75 ton metal tubes as God and the Wright brothers intended.
@ShesARealGenius: On your first day in prison, make sure you go up to the warden and compliment the décor.
@wendchymes: Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns.