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@FattMernandez: [On WebMD]
I have a sore throat
[Throat cancer]
I wasn't done, and a stomach ache.
[Cancer]
Couldn't it be the flu?
[If it wasn't cancer]

[On WebMD]
I have a sore throat
[Throat cancer]
I wasn’t done, and a stomach ache.
[Cancer]
Couldn’t it be the flu?
[If it wasn’t cancer]

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