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@TheAlexNevil: Once bitten, twice shy.
Except if you were bitten by a shark. Then you might be dead, and shyness won't be an issue.

Once bitten, twice shy.
Except if you were bitten by a shark. Then you might be dead, and shyness won’t be an issue.

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